Happy New Year from The Hank Darryl Show (Or Crappy Old Gear)

Vine Compilation

SantaCon Brawl

O Holy Night Worst Rendition Ever! (Set to Crappy Footage of Fireplace) ...

Park Outtakes

Sean Connery Impersonator Striptease

PSYCHO CYBER MONDAY!

SPECIAL HANUKKAH MESSAGE from HANK DARRYL

SPECIAL HANUKKAH MESSAGE from HANK DARRYL

ThanksGiving After-Dinner Speech

BRIAN GRIFFIN RIP - PAWS/PAUSE...

http://youtu.be/L9DCo3xJ6Ww

An official videos from Animation Domination that has more dislikes than likes!? That shows how unpopular a decision this was. BUT...
      FOX and Family Guy wouldn't screw up so badly. Look at the Family Guy Wikipedia page and you'll see that there are upcoming episodes that have Brian in them or at least involve a lot of Brian.
If he really is "dead forever" and there somehow won't be alternate universe versions of him coming back, then they'll at least have tons of cutaways and flashbacks to stuff Brian did (new stories that have never been told but told as if they are memories.) That's the worst-case scenario. I hope he's coming back for real, and I'm 99% sure he is. 
    And yes, I suspect maybe this is a gimmick to get more viewership and raise some commotion in order to get more people tuning in to Family Guy cuz they haven;t been doing as good these past 2 or 3 seasons. This is clearly to get people emotionally invested and caring again. 

P.S. I don't normally blog on Blogger or really anywhere much at all, but I had to get the out there.

DADA FOOTAGE AMBIENCE TEST (Read Description!)

The Gettysburg Address: 44 second Recitation

http://www.youtube.com/v/b03ZFfqdSHQ?version=3&autohide=1&autohide=1&feature=share&autoplay=1&showinfo=1&attribution_tag=XEqKyH-j8tKoUT3piw5NCA

Vines Don't Grow on Vines

http://www.youtube.com/v/3UQpId8POBo?version=3&autohide=1&autohide=1&feature=share&showinfo=1&autoplay=1&attribution_tag=3BQnHfbFlPYPS10FMsN0gg

Gettysburg Address

http://www.youtube.com/v/6Z2-0fN8c8w?version=3&autohide=1&feature=share&autoplay=1&autohide=1&attribution_tag=yr4fp7nRh0sa4CHotUaGwg&showinfo=1

Putting the WIN in Redwine

http://www.youtube.com/v/CJXqf_Uozvc?version=3&autohide=1&showinfo=1&autoplay=1&autohide=1&attribution_tag=uOaY_xLSRQdG7UgqFQnyKw&feature=share

FEAR-FEST SCARE-TACULAR 30!

http://www.youtube.com/v/HtPDgIgIO1M?version=3&autohide=1&feature=share&autoplay=1&autohide=1&attribution_tag=JEr2gBJ6d6WIGHQVKfnW0Q&showinfo=1

FEAR-FEST SCARE-TACULAR 30!

http://www.youtube.com/v/HtPDgIgIO1M?version=3&autohide=1&feature=share&autoplay=1&autohide=1&attribution_tag=JEr2gBJ6d6WIGHQVKfnW0Q&showinfo=1

29th: SABOTAGE!

http://www.youtube.com/v/vniL7yQJUww?autohide=1&version=3&attribution_tag=k5exX9v7xSr167ewl43nKQ&autoplay=1&showinfo=1&feature=share&autohide=1

28th: TERRIFYING, FOR WHOM THE SELL POLLS!

27th -- BIGGEST HORROR:Getting Involved in Electoral Politics

FEARFEST SCARETACULAR! 20 SICK!

BLOCKtober 25th: Kev Plays FootDodge

DEATHMAS 24: Thank Gourd it's Here!

DEATHMAS 24: Thank Gourd it's Here!

23rd of SHLOCK TOBER (+playlist)

22nd: THRILLER

22nd: THRILLER

BLOODTHIRST on 21st

Putting the DEAD in Broken Deadline: The 20th

18th ATE-TEETH

ROCKtoberfest Part 17!

DEATHmas SCAREfest SPOOKtacular!!! Part 16

BIRTHDAY!

Columbus Day

HOWLoween 13th

ON THE 12 DAY OF HALLOWEEN

MOCKtober E-KEVINth

october 10th

SPOOKtober 9th

October 8th

SE7ENth

SHOCKtober 666! (+playlist)

16 Days Left Until Halloween!!! (+playlist)

OCTOBER 4th (+playlist)

MOCKtober 3rd

Fat Squirrel Steals Halloween Candy!

"The Piastra Factor" presents Part 1 of DEATHMAS / SHOCKTOBERFEST '13 (+...

25 NEW VINES

Uploaded videos (playlist)

ANOTHER ABSTRACT SHORT

A (Thankfully) Deleted Sequence

Uploaded videos (playlist)

"WHAT'S COOKIN'? With Hank Darryl"

Charlie Rose Intrerviews Kevin Piastra

Zodiac Killer Beat Poetry

I just hit 90 videos!!! WOO!! WOO!!!

THE HEAT Overheats (Read description!)

CATS: The Web's True Stars

POORLY SHOT SUCKY IMPROV

ARE YOU SHITTING ME?! PART II: More School Bans

THE PIASTRA FACTOR Special Edition: "YESTERDAYS NEWS" (3 Days Late)

I DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT BLOGGING

It's overwhelming and sad that I have so much to learn. I had written a long, clever and entertaining post about this 2 months ago and it got deleted in the google app I'm using now. I should just ask the NSA for a copy.
Anyway, so here's some pics. No one reads this.

Millennium Park

as a lotta people have been saying since the invention of the weblog, i need to blog more

A Lost Piastra Factor: In the Field

The 2nd Second City

THE SECOND CITY: Part I

RANDOM JAZZ-EPILOGUE

UH-OH!

STOP THE VOICES!!!

JUST CATCHIN' YOU UP

don't even bother viewing

French Artsy Indie Film (Co-starring Stephen Colbert)

MASTER-PIECE of CRAP

To quote myself from 20 minutes ago: "A penguin is just a frosty chicken."

I love penguins and plan on doing a series of comics using characters and stories I've written and drawn since 2nd grade. 

The dialogue exchange in this vid is something I've been meaning to bring to life for 5 years now, no joke! Here it is, I know I like it.

"HACKER": Coming this April

SHOCK DA BOAT: part 3

LOWER THE VOLUME! on deck: day 2 *LOUD!*

CHARACTER TEST

HARLEM SHAKE DE-MIX

SHOCK the BOAT Pre-cruise: Part 1

this is for my enjoyment really

DATING DONT'S #46

only 26 seconds

SUPER LATE POST-XMAS "WRAP" UP! PLUS RANDOM JUNK

Vines - My 1st Dozen

SCREEN GRAB

KEVIN REVIEWS HIS CD

           
Dear Reader,

If you are indeed reading this, I want YOU to know about Kevin Piastra and why you should buy his newly released CD… “Mental Spewage 2.0” Now way MORE album for way LE$$ money!
     Hey, Kev’s a very nice dude. Really sweet. Plus he’s getting away with this stand-up crap. He doesn’t work hard—rather, he works very hard at avoiding more work. He just barely gets bu. But he (almost) makes a living making people laugh. Now how fabuliscious is that?
  
     The problem is he’s paranoid (among other things) that any second some official dork in a Brooks Brothers suit is gonna show up yelling “Hey, punk! Get a real job.” And, you see, he wants to avoid that for as long as he can (much like an inmate on death-row tries to put off his execution by eating his last meal as slow as possible).
    
     This is where YOU can help. If you download his comedy album http://thecomedian.bandcamp.com plus recommend your friends, family, neighbors, co-workers, and pets to buy copies as well as give them as gifts to their acquaintances and absolute strangers you/they pass in the supermarket then there’s an outside chance he’ll never have to hold down  boring, dead-end working job again. Which is a good thing for us all as you really don’t want him preparing any meals you were planning on eating, nor coming around to fix your pilot light.

      Support Piastra’s “art”… http://thecomedian.bandcamp.com It’s okay to give to your parents and great for anyone who’s got teenagers. Wonderful for students and anyone else who could use a nice, hearty laugh.
     This fine, quality independently produced product of Piastranomical™ proportions is chock full of super, multimedia bonus content and only costs a few bucks, so you could even afford to gift it to people you don’t really like. Satisfaction guaranteed or your’s truly will offer the humblest of apologies (However all sales are as final as the late stages of a terminal illness).

And please check out our commercial: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHio6kG_ACg

       The Second-Most Important Recording of the Century

                                             BY KEVIN PIASTRA
Kevin Piastra’s latest CD trails only Kevin Piastra’s previous in all of America’s albums
 
It's no secret that the music industry is dying. (Note to editor: Use the most poignant typeface you can for the previous sentence. Might I suggest Helvetica Blues or Sobbing Arial?) In these times of economic turmoil, file sharing, and a third thing I blame on online piracy, Americans are searching for a new pop culture phenomenon they can truly obsess over; something to lift their dampened spirits—something that costs under $10.00 at online merchants.

That something has finally arrived: Mental Spewage 2.0 ($5.00!).

     Imagine if The Beatles, Michael Jackson, and Lady Gaga teamed up to write the Greatest American Album, except under the genre of comedy. Now imagine that didn't happen and instead Kevin Piastra wrote and performed one…because that's what happened.

     I believe it was Ke$ha who once sang, “Wake up in the morning feeling like K. Piastra, put on his album, I’m sittin’ down - I’m gonna hear his CD.”

     Mental Spewage is a work of stunning hilarity and sheer brilliance, and it contains some of the greatest hyperbole ever spoken in the history of mankind. Also, it has a cover. And track listings, many of them in chronological order!

But Mental Spewage is more than just the perfect gift for birthdays, tossing into Easter baskets, stuffing Christmas stockings, including with Valentine’s cards, playing for babies in the womb, or used as background noise while you are setting up the altar for your Wiccan ceremony some fortnight.  It's a beacon of hope for artists in any creative endeavor, proving there is still originality and craftsmanship left on this planet.

There’s even content to be enjoyed on the level of average listeners (certainly not my target demographic) whether relating to material about confusing fortune cookies, despair and frustration regarding tomato sauce, or just having something you can pump through your ear-buds to avoid conversation with that registered sex-offender on the bus, Mental Spewage has it all.

Not unlike the first release, Mental Spewage 2.0 is sure to become a classic as treasured as Dark Side of the Moon or the 30-second iTunes previews to the songs on Dark Side of the Moon.  
I give it 4 stars up out of 2 ½ thumbs.

http://thecomedian.bandcamp.com 

GUN NUTS

The Return of The Hank Darryl Show: Pt. 1

UN-JUSTN-FIED (unjustified) BIEBER MADNESS