Promo # 1: The Hank Darryl Show

Almost a "Mini-Episode". First in a series of fun-size Hank Darryl clips, promoting the revival of The Hank Darryl Show on YouTube.

LEGALIZE POT!

     Personally, I don't do any drugs and I certainly don't drink. For me as an individual, I know those substances would be very limiting. However I do believe weed should be legalized ASAP, particularly if you folks are interested in perhaps putting a dent in the national debt.

     Much of why pot is illegal because William Randolph Hearst ran a smear campaign against marijuana in the 1930's to protect his interests in the timber industry because hemp was poised to replace wood as an inexpensive raw material for the manufacture of paper. Today, hemp is a less-expensive alternative to lots of different commercial materials.
   
     THC is way less harmful than booze. So why are alcoholic beverages legal? Because of all the money it rakes in.  I think if we figured out how to power our cars with alcohol (don't drink and drive!) then oil companies would do everything in their power to try to make liquor illegal, too.

    In conclusion, you may wanna post my little micro-essay above on your FaceBook walls and Tumblrs link it to your Twitter pages, etc. If you're too tired, lazy, or stoned to do it now, 4/20 would be a good time to mark your calendars for such an activity.

     In fact, at 4:20 PM on 4/20 2013, please post what I just wrote in as many places online as you can. Any and very text-entry field you find, no matter how unrelated the subject is. E-mail it to friends and family, spread the word! Make posters, youtube videos (that credit me), etc.

     Thank you, and good night!

PROMO: "The Piastra Factor"

sorry this one is so loud, just like me!

"The Most Intriguing Dude Alive"

SOMETHING I made a while back just to amuse myself.

THE PIASTRA FACTOR: Season 2 Excerpt

Could there Still be Hope?

     Today, on this the 2nd of June, I have tracked down what are likely the remaining two Banana Snapples that were for sale. But where there are two, there could be more! I hope. My life-force dearly relies on these drinks, as you know from reading an earlier post.

     I will keep you all up to date on my latest information acquired throughout my travels and investigations, as I have devoted a portion of my life to righting the wrongs and fighting the discrimination society has burdened us Snapple lovers. Soon, my friends, I hope to form a group of lobbyists

     That is all for now, and remember in the immortal words of The Most Interesting Man in the World: "Stay Thirsty My Friends."

ELEGY for "GO BANANAS"

For year’s now, I’ve been “going bananas” trying to find the Snapple ”Go Bananas” flavor in delis who would sell it consistently and now they’re discontinuing it! :(

*SNIFF* I loved Snapple! We had something special and beautiful together. I’d pay them money and  they’d give me banana juice & Real Facts. I can;t live without that relationship.

Hey, Snapple, here’s a Real Fact for you: “One of Snapple’s best customers doesn’t know if he can go on living without “Go Bananas”!

*SOB* 

Do you even know how hard it is to find bottled banana juice in stores in the tri-state area? I have to drive an hour away to Corrado’s! Once there, I endure the sights, sounds and smells of disgusting, international, third-world goat parts, cattle genitalia and the stench of a thousand rotting cheeses! 

My investigations have led me to several deli workers that stock shelves and order the shipments who claim Snapple canceled that glorious, liquid-orgasm of a juice product  because of quickly spoiling puree and lack of popularity. Really? Diet Coke works as a spermicide but you can’t improve your puree?

Some creative marketing was all it would’ve taken to keep the love of my life on shelves. People I’ve talked to over the years have never even heard of banana Snapple!

*SIGH* If only there was some way I could go campaigning to make this a non-private sectror issue. Shit, I gotta get me a Super PAC, before those are (hopefully) discontinued as well. 

Sincerely and with all due respect,                                                                                                                                 The Rev. Sir, Dr. Kevin M. Kinnelon-Piastra, P.H.D. (Piastra Honorary Doctorate)                                          Dictated, not read.