RANDOM MISC. JOKES

See? Now if they taught us THIS, I'd pay attention! 

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COMEDY CRUMBS from the IMAGINATION MUFFIN

• Apple brags about their commitment to the environment. Then why do PC desktops have a Recycle Bin and macs have a Trash?
• "Pro Life'? When you have a kid, you no longer have a life!
• Bumper sticker idea: "Proud parents of a stoner"
• Folks used to use Pringles, but now girls on FaceBook make the duck face regardless.
• You show me an athlete who's not using performance enhancing drugs and I'll show you a guy who's not in the MLB or NFL.

THE HANK DARRYL SHOW: Excerpts

The Dark Knight Rises Colorado Shooting

Sorry but one theatre shoot up does not count as a national tragedy. Not even a regional one. But box office numbers will be now for the Dark Knight Rises. Its sad, but if murders at movies haven't happened yet, it was unfortunately bound to happen. I'll see Dark Knight Rises today. Its sad, but if murders at movies haven't happened yet, it was unfortunately bound to happen. If my family and I got shot at Dark Knight Rises, whether we survived or not, I would only see it as a tragedy for us and wouldn't expect anyone to care. Side note: The shooter was clever. Body armed, booby trapped apartment, setting an arm remotely to divert the police. And he called himself the joker and wore red hair! Talk about a dedicated fan. I do feel sorry off these people,I'm not a sixko.But these are hard times on earth, there are disgusting criminal nuts out there who do this shit. But every time can't count as a tragedy because then the word loses its value. Shakespeare wrote tragedies. Tragedy is a special term reserved for huge incidents. 12 people shot is horrible, I know. We should all learn from this. Don't take life for granted, treat each other better an live for the moment. The Voice of Reason

WELCOME to the ARBITRARIUM

Even my dreams are getting boring. Last night I was standing in my office, putting a variety of pens into a cup on my desk. And I felt concerned about which pens deserved to be in the cup or not. It's like OCD in my sleep!

Subscriber Contest and DirecTV/Viacom Dispute

Daniel Tosh Shouldn't Apologize for Gang Rape Jokes

http://www.laughspin.com/2012/07/10/daniel-tosh-apologizes-for-gang-rape-joke/

Incidents of this nature occur in comedy clubs all the time so for this to make news is absurd. If you are at a comedy club and know Daniel Tosh is playing, what do you expect? It's perfectly fine for him to joke anout that topic, this is 2012.
He wasn't condoning rape.
Dane Cook does rape jokes.
Louis CK is one of the best comedians of all time and he jokes about rape all the time.
The absolute greatest comedian ever George Carlin did a whole long routine on rape that's as funny as hell just to prove to people that context is what matters.
There are no taboo topics. We have first amendment rights, for a heckler to show her ignorance--to be prudish to come on like that and small mindedly heckle Tosh was pretty lame. She embarrassed herself. And the audience was laughing, so obviously the bit was funny. Most people act offended because they think they have to.
It's important to realize Tosh is somewhat of a social satirist and irony is a staple of his act. Sarcasm too.
Daniel was just covering his own ass by apologizing on twitter. His agent or manager probably told him to, in order to avoid boycotts, lawsuits, or some other money costing incident.



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6th Promo: Das Hank Darryl Cinema

5th Hank Ad

4th Promo: T.H.D.S.

3rd Promo: The Hank Darryl Show!

Promo#2: Hank "Signs off" Literally

Promo # 1: The Hank Darryl Show

Almost a "Mini-Episode". First in a series of fun-size Hank Darryl clips, promoting the revival of The Hank Darryl Show on YouTube.