Thursday, July 26, 2012

RANDOM MISC. JOKES

See? Now if they taught us THIS, I'd pay attention! 
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COMEDY CRUMBS from the IMAGINATION MUFFIN
  • Apple brags about their commitment to the environment. Then why do PC desktops have a Recycle Bin and macs have a Trash?
  • "Pro Life'? When you have a kid, you no longer have a life!
  • Bumper sticker idea: "Proud parents of a stoner"
  • Folks used to use Pringles, but now girls on FaceBook make the duck face regardless.
  • You show me an athlete who's not using performance enhancing drugs and I'll show you a guy who's not in the MLB or NFL.

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